Quotes of the Day

Stupid Quote of the Day: "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."


Funny Quote of the Day: "Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling."


Intellegent Quote of the Day: "Common sense is not so common." ~Voltaire

Stupid Quote of the Day: "If you have noticed this notice you will have noticed that this notice is not worth noticing."

Funny Quote of the Day: "What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come."


Intellegent Quote of the Day: "The difference between intelligence and education is this: intelligence will make you a good living." ~Charles F. Kettering