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Hello there i am Lorp here with our Semi-Daily Topic.
Today I would like to explain... Hey wait this isn't right. I'M MISSING MY TACO OMG GET BACK HERE YOU THIEVE CARPET MUNCHING BITCH!!!!!!
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Sorry about that i got the thief he.. didn't have the taco... SO MY BALLS GOT FLATTENED BY A KITTEN EATING BACON.... BEACH BALL NOOO HOW COULD YOU GO!!!!!!!
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